Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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