I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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