I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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