He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She bit a glass in half.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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