Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like death gave me a hand job
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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