I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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