i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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