He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Randomize
