My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
