ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Even my vagina gasped.
ttyl tear gas
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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