Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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