Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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