I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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