If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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