I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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