does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm always down for nudity.
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