Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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