I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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