This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so let's talk penis.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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