That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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