tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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