do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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