Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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