i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I wish you could order shots online.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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