Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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