Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
