I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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