I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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