just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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