This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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