Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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