what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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