do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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