that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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