i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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