i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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