I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize