"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
