why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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