I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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