3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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