3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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