New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
