So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
