i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Of course I have a pirate flag
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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