You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think my moral compass just broke
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