My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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