If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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