i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
