ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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