conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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