At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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