fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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