I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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