What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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