We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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