O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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